As you may have gathered by the title, I am not a poet. I am merely claiming to be a terrible poet, so here are some garbage limericks I had lingering in my brain whilst sipping my morning coffee.
Again, not a poet.
Hopefully this can provide some humor during this crazy election night.
GET OUT THERE AND VOTE!
As we vote on Election Day
We face two futures people say
And whatever results
No matter the insults
Just know that its designed that way
Hillary is a decent Candidate
Even if most people can not relate
If Gary was bright
And Jill had more bite
We would not have this mess on our plate.
Donny has the attention of the world
his hate and stupidity unreserved
He hides his dealings
and Russian meetings
to gain the affection of the absurd
Remember to vote by seven tonight (MST)
Whoever it is just please be polite
This year has been long
Lets not drag it on
The end of this is finally is in sight!